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Episodes
Monday Aug 26, 2019
Episode 51: Hamlet - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
Monday Aug 26, 2019
Monday Aug 26, 2019
For our one-year anniversary, we indulge our theater-loving, literature nerd selves and dive into absurdism. Could Tom Stoppard’s renowned play actually be… fanfiction? Yes, obviously it is, but we discuss all the angles of that question before meandering through the text of the play in search of direction or meaning. It is an acceptable diversion on the road to our inevitable, incomprehensible deaths.
The story is not available for free under copyright law, but check your local library!
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Monday Aug 19, 2019
Episode 50: Labyrinth/Narnia - Something in the Eyes
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Susan Pensevie and Sarah Williams become friends in a fanfic that has difficulty living up to the awesomeness of its premise. Sarah decides she’s in love with some creepy dude who hit on her back when she was fifteen. As your personal savior, Aslan will definitely set you up on dates. Susan regains her faith through the power of mansplaining.
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfreyes
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Monday Aug 12, 2019
Episode 49: X-Files - Haunting Melody
Monday Aug 12, 2019
Monday Aug 12, 2019
Our first Fan-Q Award winner, from fandom stalwart Deb Walsh. Could it be that Fox Mulder’s sister… was abducted by aliens, exactly as it appeared that she was? The only way to be sure is to return to Mulder’s home island of Martha’s Vinyard, eat chicken pot pie, and forensically analyse an extremely grody old pillowcase.
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrmelody
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Monday Aug 05, 2019
Episode 48: Smurfs - Brainy’s Glasses
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Monday Aug 05, 2019
A glasses switcheroo leads into a time-travelling adventure that aims to explain various oddities of the Smurfs setting. We go off on tangents musing about Smurf spores and whether the entire population of Smurf village are Squibs. The author wins a bet against their sibling, thus averting the Great Smurf Wars.
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrglasses
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Monday Jul 29, 2019
Episode 47: Urusei Yatsura - Just a Dream?
Monday Jul 29, 2019
Monday Jul 29, 2019
Urusei Yatsura turns into deadly serious political intrigue in this novel from the dawn of the internet age. Tory is surprised to learn that the source material does not address Lum’s culpability as an imperialist, enslaving warmonger. Everyone gets a heterosexual romantic partner, up to and including Megane. The answer to the question of the title is “no.”
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrdream
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Monday Jul 22, 2019
Episode 46: Sailor Moon - Romeo and Minako
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Monday Jul 22, 2019
We return to Sailor Moon with a fanfic based on Sailor Stars, the most high school shenanigan-y season of the show. Minako and Yaten are a miracle romance, as in it’s a miracle that Yaten puts up with the company of any other sentient being. Shakespeare is quoted liberally. Usagi and Seiya explain to their friends what a donut is.
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrminako
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Monday Jul 15, 2019
Episode 45: MST3K - The Eye of Argon
Monday Jul 15, 2019
Monday Jul 15, 2019
Despite harrowing technical difficulties, MSTing archivist Yesmar joins us to discuss Adam Cadre’s treatment of Jim Theis’s infamously blundering Conan pastiche. “Crimson droplets of escaping life fluid” flow freely. Wenches are an excellent source of exposition. The riffer’s major challenge is choosing what NOT to make fun of.
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrargon
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Next episode: Sailor Moon - Romeo and Minako
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Monday Jul 08, 2019
Episode 44: Kingdom Hearts - Synonymy
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Special guest Rosie helps us illuminate the darkness of the early 2000s Kingdom Hearts fandom. Riku is really into Sora, I mean seriously. Cid is British… ish. A cute moogle helps counterbalance the moody teenage angst.
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Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrhearts
Next episode: MSK - The Eye of Argon
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Monday Jul 01, 2019
Episode 43: Star Wars - Rancor Delivery
Monday Jul 01, 2019
Monday Jul 01, 2019
A zany space adventure featuring Han Solo and his best bud/co-pilot… no, not Chewie, I obviously mean the irrepressible Herlivon Xalnodest. In trying to carry a rancor to Tatooine, which will become more wasted: the interior of the Millenium Falcon, or our protagonists, from all the space booze they're drinking?
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrrancor
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Monday Jun 24, 2019
Episode 42: Sherlock Holmes - Sherlock Holmes Arrives Too Late
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Early 20th-century author Maurice Leblanc breaks several rules of good taste by putting his own character Arsène Lupin up against another author’s cash cow. Who will win? Who will lose? Whose name will be forced to change for proprietary reasons?
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrholmes
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Monday Jun 17, 2019
Episode 41: Buffy - Phoenix Burning
Monday Jun 17, 2019
Monday Jun 17, 2019
In this classic fan novel, Buffy is brought back to life in a vampire-infested post-apocalyptic dystopia, with significantly fewer musical numbers than in canon. Slayers avoid the inverse ninja rule. The only thing that hasn’t changed in 350 years is sexual tension.
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrphoenix
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Monday Jun 10, 2019
Episode 40: Evangelion - ReDeath
Monday Jun 10, 2019
Monday Jun 10, 2019
Special guest Gaelan returns to watch a defining piece of comedy from the 2000s anime convention circuit, and try to find things to say about it. I guess pimps as a concept were funny back then or something? On the other hand, personal intro music will be funny forever.
Link to the video: bit.ly/rfrredeath
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Monday Jun 03, 2019
Episode 39: Harry Potter - Harmless and Easily Domesticated
Monday Jun 03, 2019
Monday Jun 03, 2019
Actual Harry Potter fan Emily joins us poseurs to discuss a breezy fanfic filled with fantastic creatures that Hagrid finds boring. Harry is officially dangerous. Hermione is a savant of bureaucracy. Hogwarts’ teaching staff have dubious teaching qualifications and minimal oversight.
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrharmless
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Monday May 27, 2019
Episode 38: Legend of Zelda - Reflections 1 and 2
Monday May 27, 2019
Monday May 27, 2019
Special guest Taran returns to help us navigate Ganondorf’s anti-imperialist manifesto. Ganon, the Hylians, and the Goddesses are all assholes, but at least the Oracles are cool people I guess. Problems are resolved by hacking at them with a sword. To everyone’s relief, author Uncle Pervy fails to live up to his name.
Links to the stories: bit.ly/rfrreflections and bit.ly/rfrreflections2
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Monday May 20, 2019
Episode 37: Xena - Tropical Storm
Monday May 20, 2019
Monday May 20, 2019
If Xena is a professional computer nerd in modern day Miami, is it still a Xena fanfic? We struggle with the fundamental assumptions of our show while waiting to see if anybody gets decapitated by a Chakram.
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrstorm
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Monday May 13, 2019
Episode 36: Lord of the Rings - The Jewel of Brandy Hall
Monday May 13, 2019
Monday May 13, 2019
We all get deja vu as special guest CJ returns to discuss a father/daughter story by Fernwithy. In stark defiance of the entropic principle, people sail to the East FROM Valinor. Hobbit ages are confusing. Merry is the kind of friend who will call you out on your shit.
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrjewel
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Monday May 06, 2019
Episode 35: Daria - The Driven Wild Universe, Episodes 1-2
Monday May 06, 2019
Monday May 06, 2019
Back in the day, Daria fans didn't have enough Daria, so they had to make their own Daria. Special guest Serena fills in for the still-traveling Dom to discuss the first two episodes of a classic fan-written season. Glasses and whether to wear them are a very big deal. Daria's one (1) cool relative comes to the fore. Tory does an unprecedented amount of preparation.
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrwild
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Monday Apr 29, 2019
Episode 34: Asimov's Robot Series - C/Fe
Monday Apr 29, 2019
Monday Apr 29, 2019
Special guest Joel joins us to discuss this immediate sequel to The Robots of Dawn that features even more frank discussion of sex with robots. We figure that Isaac Asimov would probably be cool with that. Beverly Cleary, however, would disapprove of this whole enterprise.
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrcfe
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Monday Apr 22, 2019
Episode 33: Dragon Ball Z - Dragon Ball Super Z Episode 1: Walk This World
Monday Apr 22, 2019
Monday Apr 22, 2019
In Trunks's post-apocalyptic future, Androids are like cockroaches - you just can't get rid of them for good. We discuss how the position of God is outsourced to foreign labor, and Tory tries to convince us that the muscles in Dragonball are really metaphorical, to limited success. The amount of fan Japanese almost does us all in, but we try to gaman.
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrsuperz
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Monday Apr 15, 2019
Episode 32: Batman - Cat Tales
Monday Apr 15, 2019
Monday Apr 15, 2019
Special guest CJ returns to sample a bit of Cat Tales, a sprawling fanwork that manages to win us over despite none of us having any investment whatsoever in Catwoman and Batman making out. Alfred is the best human being. We avoid making any DuckTales jokes until the very end. Be proud of us.
Link to the fanfic: bit.ly/rfrcattales
Three friends read old fanfiction that they think might be good. Sometimes they are right. Sometimes they are not.
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Monday Apr 08, 2019
Episode 31: Digimon - The Connection, Level 1: Worlds
Monday Apr 08, 2019
Monday Apr 08, 2019
Amado is away this week, but special guest Chris joins Dom and Tory to complain that their assigned Digimon fanfiction doesn't have enough Digimon in it. They struggle to stay on-topic, just like the DigiDestined's endless fight to keep Daemon contained. Takato makes poor life choices. Everyone is fictional to each other and it's just as confusing to them as it is to us.
Three friends read old fanfiction that they think might be good. Sometimes they are right. Sometimes they are not.
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Monday Apr 01, 2019
Episode 30: Steven Universe - Diamonds are Forever
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Monday Apr 01, 2019
On this early April episode of Cutting Edge Fanfic Deep-cut, we discuss a brand new fanfic just like we always do. Steven is going through that time of life when you start to grow very quickly, turn pink, and generally start to look like your mom. For some reason he finds this distressing.
Three friends read old fanfiction that they think might be good. Sometimes they are right. Sometimes they are not.
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Monday Mar 25, 2019
Episode 29: Muppets/Ranma - The Muppet Show Tribute to Anime
Monday Mar 25, 2019
Monday Mar 25, 2019
Ryouga wanders into the Muppet Show and ends up hogging the spotlight. He doesn’t like it at first, but eventually stop swineing. The rest of the Muppets ham it up at usual. We agree that the fanfic isn’t a boar.
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrmuppets
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Monday Mar 18, 2019
Episode 28: Gargoyles - The Gargoyles Saga
Monday Mar 18, 2019
Monday Mar 18, 2019
Back in 1997, a bunch of fans got together and attempted to write a better third season than the Goliath Chronicles. Apparently this is not a high bar. Special guest CJ joins us in our exploration of the first few episodes, and to discuss how great a villain Demona is.
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Monday Mar 11, 2019
Episode 27: Sonic the Hedgehog - Bloodlines
Monday Mar 11, 2019
Monday Mar 11, 2019
Taran the Human joins us remotely to talk about the history of Mobius and its royal family, and also some blue hedgehog who runs fast or whatever. Antoine's knowledge of heraldry becomes plot relevant. Bunnie learns the secret of fighting SWATbots. We are caught off-guard by the truly offensive twist ending.
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrbloodlines
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Monday Mar 04, 2019
Episode 26: Sailor Moon - Mako-chan’s Happy Ending
Monday Mar 04, 2019
Monday Mar 04, 2019
(TW: domestic abuse)
Old-school Sailor Moon fanfiction, courtesy of old-school Sailor Moon fan Jet Wolf. For being generally awesome, Makoto is granted a wish by the most immensely-helpful wish-granting fairy ever. Surely nothing can go wrong.
Link to the fanfic: bit.ly/rfrending
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Monday Feb 25, 2019
Episode 25: Lord of the Rings - They Say of the Elves
Monday Feb 25, 2019
Monday Feb 25, 2019
Legolas and Gimli go on a spelunking trip, if you know what I mean. Then they go gaze upon a beautiful wood, if you get my gist. Gimli is not sure Legolas gets the gist.
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Monday Feb 18, 2019
Episode 24: Care Bears - Rise and Fall
Monday Feb 18, 2019
Monday Feb 18, 2019
To celebrate Valentine’s Day, we look back on these paramilitary guardians of feelings. How will they cope with the arrival of a long-lost, magic-using member of their family? Probably with love and caring. (Except for Share Bear. What is your problem, Share Bear?)
Three friends read old fanfiction that they think might be good. Sometimes they are right. Sometimes they are not.
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Monday Feb 11, 2019
Monday Feb 11, 2019
We lure special guest Gaelan onto the show with two Final Fantasy Tactics stories, each of which earned their authors cold, hard cash. Delita gets stabbed more than once. Facing down a JRPG protagonist in combat is a terrifying prospect.
Links to the stories: bit.ly/rfrtactics1 and bit.ly/rfrtactics2
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Monday Feb 04, 2019
Episode 22: Gundam Wing - Anatexis
Monday Feb 04, 2019
Monday Feb 04, 2019
We get in deep over our heads trying to untangle the plot threads in this alternate ending to Endless Waltz. In response, we deploy our secretly-developed weapon, special guest Chris. (Overuse of Chris may drive the user insane.)
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrwing
Three friends read old fanfiction that they think might be good. Sometimes they are right. Sometimes they are not.
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Friday Jan 25, 2019
Episode 21: Avatar - Tempest in a Teacup
Friday Jan 25, 2019
Friday Jan 25, 2019
The fanfic which answers the question that all Avatar fans were wondering - “what if Iroh adopted a seven year-old Katara?” Wait, that’s not the question. “What contortions of canon would be necessary to get Katara and Zuko to make out?” That sounds more like it.
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrtempest
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Friday Jan 18, 2019
Episode 20: Harry Potter - The Very Secret Diary
Friday Jan 18, 2019
Friday Jan 18, 2019
(TW: gaslighting, grooming, abuse)
Lurking in the margins of Chamber of Secrets, a pretty “meh” book, is a pretty amazing fanfic. Special guest CJ returns to discuss innumerable pages of teen girl journaling and abusive relationships. Ginny Weasley proves to be a badass. Tom Riddle is very proud of his anagrams.
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrsecret
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Friday Jan 11, 2019
Episode 19: Star Wars - Fall of the Republic
Friday Jan 11, 2019
Friday Jan 11, 2019
An infamous fanfic which some Star Wars fans thought was a leaked treatment for Episode 3. Would we pay $15 for this in 1977 money? What’s cooler, using the Force to blast someone with lightning, or using the Force to run an evil-sorcery school on another planet? And is a Merchanter’s Guild less boring than a Trade Federation?
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrfall
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Friday Jan 04, 2019
Episode 18: Pokémon - Pokémon Master
Friday Jan 04, 2019
Friday Jan 04, 2019
(TW: sexual assault)
Pikachu burrows into an evil sentient Rock Pokémon’s body and makes it explode to death. That’s in chapter 1. Obviously, we’re in for quite a ride. Luckily, former Pokémon fanfic writer Taran is here to help keep us on-track.
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrmaster
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Friday Dec 28, 2018
Episode 17: Back to the Future - A Stitch in Time
Friday Dec 28, 2018
Friday Dec 28, 2018
Great Scott! Special guest Serena joins us to discuss a Back to the Future fanfic. Is any time travel actually involved? Is the antagonist of this fanfic also the main character? How incestuous is the McFly family, exactly? How will sewing machines play into all this?
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrtime
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Friday Dec 21, 2018
Episode 16: TMNT - Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Turtles
Friday Dec 21, 2018
Friday Dec 21, 2018
It’s our Christmas episode, and nothing says “Christmas” like heated, bitter arguments between family members with different beliefs. Try to guess which Turtle converts to Lutheranism. Then try to guess which Turtle is a total asshole about it. (That one’s Raph. Obviously it’s Raph.)
Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrturtles
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Friday Dec 14, 2018
Episode 15: Power Rangers - Loss of Innocents
Friday Dec 14, 2018
Friday Dec 14, 2018
Jason the Red Ranger must come to terms with the fact that he and his friends kill sentient beings, like, all the frigging time. Who are the REAL monsters here? Probably the heartless capitalists at Saban. And maybe also the Pumpkin Rapper.
bit.ly/rfrloss
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Friday Dec 07, 2018
Episode 14: Sailor Moon - Chris Davies’s Raye Trilogy
Friday Dec 07, 2018
Friday Dec 07, 2018
A classic of Sailor Moon fanfiction, full of tender moments, gory violence, and people being really goddamn nosy about Raye’s teenage sex life. Mina becomes an unappreciated transhumanist superhero. Tuxedo Mask falls off a tree branch and almost dooms the world.
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Friday Nov 30, 2018
Episode 13: Star Wars - Father’s Heart
Friday Nov 30, 2018
Friday Nov 30, 2018
Special guest CJ replaces Amado to talk about wars in the stars. Young Princess Leia bonds with Lord Vader, who is as cuddly as a superpowered murder fascist can be. If you think this will end in death and betrayal, you are familiar with Darth Vader.
bit.ly/rfrfathersheart
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Friday Nov 23, 2018
Episode 12: Harry Potter - Draco Dormiens
Friday Nov 23, 2018
Friday Nov 23, 2018
We unseal the endless well of Harry Potter fanfiction. Combine Draco and Harry, shake well, and you end up with two snarky teen anti-heroes who want to make out with Hermione.
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Friday Nov 09, 2018
Episode 11: Star Trek TOS - This Deadly Innocence
Friday Nov 09, 2018
Friday Nov 09, 2018
We delve deep into the primordial soup of slash fanfiction. McCoy gets sick of Kirk and Spock’s shit and fixes their relationship for them, which sounds about right. Spock is saved from tiny bears. Kirk expounds upon his sexual exploits. Tory recoils from thinking of Kirk as sexy.
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Friday Nov 02, 2018
Episode 10: Ghostbusters/Gargoyles - More Things in Heaven and Earth
Friday Nov 02, 2018
Friday Nov 02, 2018
If there’s something strange in the neighborhood, you probably live in Manhattan. Ghosts are busted, gars are goyled, and mercifully, Slimers are completely absent.
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Friday Oct 26, 2018
Episode 9: Beast Wars - Basic Program
Friday Oct 26, 2018
Friday Oct 26, 2018
Optimus Primal learns wisdom from the natives. Dinobot stomps around and grumbles about honor. Everyone gets into an enormous brawl. We try not to think too much about space robot gender politics.
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Monday Oct 22, 2018
Episode 8: Evangelion/Cthulhu - Children of an Elder God Chapters 1-6
Monday Oct 22, 2018
Monday Oct 22, 2018
NERV must harness half-understood occult knowledge to battle a series of blasphemous alien demigods and preserve the fate of humanity in the face of a vast, indifferent cosmos. So it’s basically business as usual. Amado confesses one of his tabletop roleplaying shames.
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Saturday Oct 13, 2018
RFR Special Episode: Ranma - Darkness and Light
Saturday Oct 13, 2018
Saturday Oct 13, 2018
Microsoft hates us so it deleted our backlog of episodes. In place of our regularly scheduled episode, enjoy this pilot episode. (TW: sexual exploitation of minors)
Ranma seizes the moral high ground. The light of Christ inspires Ukyo. Genma is an even worse father than he was in canon, in the darkest way possible. Tory gets very excited about a bite.
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Thursday Oct 04, 2018
Episode 7: Utena - Jon Carp’s Short Utena Fanfics
Thursday Oct 04, 2018
Thursday Oct 04, 2018
I wonder, I wonder, do you know what I wonder? Amado and Tory struggle to stay on topic and not just talk about Revolutionary Girl Utena for an hour. “Exit, Pursued by a Bear” speaks to the community theater actor in Dom. “Other People” half charms Amado. Nobody likes “Hung Juri.” Sorry, Juri.
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Friday Sep 28, 2018
Episode 6: Slayers - Slayers Reflect
Friday Sep 28, 2018
Friday Sep 28, 2018
In the first novel in Twoflower’s Slayers Trilogy, the protagonists must look within themselves and face their flaws. One might say they spend a lot of time… REFLECTING? And we do. We say that.
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Friday Sep 21, 2018
Episode 5: Digimon - It Was My Youth
Friday Sep 21, 2018
Friday Sep 21, 2018
Our first attempt at a Digimon fanfic features lots of talking, inconclusive flirting between Mimi and Joe, and no Digimon whatsoever. BlackWarTorymon is not pleased.
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Friday Sep 14, 2018
Episode 4: Star Trek/Sailor Moon - A Borg to Remember
Friday Sep 14, 2018
Friday Sep 14, 2018
We tackle a fanfic that reads like a very serviceable episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, but with more Sailor Scouts and less Wesley Crusher. We’ll take that trade.
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Sunday Sep 09, 2018
Episode 3: Evangelion - The One I Love Is...
Sunday Sep 09, 2018
Sunday Sep 09, 2018
Who does Shinji love? Asuka? Rei? Kaworu but with boobs? One thing’s for sure - no matter who it is, it’s not going to matter, because almost everything is going to unfold just like it did in the anime.
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